Anniversary – 17th Oct 2015

I’ve been going out on these daily walks for a year now. Typically, I missed the anniversary of its first public appearance on 14th October 2014 but, albeit a few days late, I did want to mark the approximate occasion with a special contact sheet of cakes in shop windows.

Nothing is ever straightforward though is it? Halloween is only a couple of weeks away and almost all the bakeries and chocolate shops are sporting displays themed on this particular festival – hardly suitable for a birthday celebration. Indeed I could only find one confectioners with a ‘normal’ cake in its window. Looking on the bright side though, at least I found someone to cut the cake.

Meanwhile – 15th Oct 2015

At the café there are eight men mending a bicycle. Or rather, one man mending a bicycle while the other seven offer advice and make approving and expert sounds. Meanwhile, another four or five of us sit watching the other eight, and occasionally throwing a ball for Paddy the dog. Paddy is very happy, where else does a dog get this much attention from so many potential ball-hurlers? She likes burying the ball in the sand, but then always ends up losing it so someone has to go and dig it up for her. This is considered charming, however all of us agree she’s pushing it a bit when, the ball having just been thrown, she stands staring at it lying forlorn outside the music bar until someone else picks it up and brings it back to her.
The conversation turns to living in Brighton.
“Were any of you born here?”
“No?”
“What about you?”
“Oh no, not me”
“Then how did all of us end up in Brighton of all places?
“Did anyone plan to end up here?”
“How did you get here then?”
“It sort of just happened… I can’t even remember when, or why.”
“ I’m suspicious of anyone who ends up where they planned to be.”
“Yes, people like that are weird”
“I don’t like them”
“No”
“But why are we still here?”
“Because you’re unlikely to have this kind of conversation anywhere else”
“Ah, maybe”
Michael gets up at this point and says:
“Right, I’m off”
“You going into town”
“No”
“Where you going then?”
“I’m off to push the button”
“What do you want to do that for?”
“Well someone’s got to do it, all those other buggers keep saying they won’t.”

Becalmed – 14th Oct 2015

“By the Lord! Jack, you may say what you wool; but I’ll be damned if it was not Davy Jones himself. I know him by his saucer eyes, his three rows of teeth, his horns and tail, and the blue smoke that came out of his nostrils. What does the blackguard hell’s baby want with me? I’m sure I never committed murder, except in the way of my profession, nor wronged any man whatsomever since I first went to sea.”

The Adventures of Peregrine Pickle, Tobias Smollett, 1751

The caretaker – 13th Oct 2015

From late summer on the spiders webs start to appear. Not indoor cobwebs, those things that you only ever notice just after you’ve finished cleaning the house, but the big fat proper ones, the ones a bit like a see-through dart-board that remind you of Halloween. And of course each of these big fat webs has a big fat spider sitting in the middle of it. I suppose autumn must be dinnertime for arachnids. Apparently they only need to eat twice a year, though I never see so many webs like this in the spring. Anyway, a few years ago, by accident, I found a new game to play:

I was having a cigarette outside someone’s house one night and, by accident, I dropped a nob of ash onto a spider’s web. Of course it made the web quiver and, like a shot, out of nowhere a spider appeared. This one was so obviously hungry you could practically hear the cutlery rattle, and it rushed straight up to the ash and bit it, and then stopped. I know biologists say that animals don’t register emotion like humans do and we’re just anthropomorphising or projecting of something, but I could swear the irritation was palpable.

The spider looked at the ash; the ash wobbled a bit in the breeze. Then, with the most extraordinary delicacy, the spider wrapped a few strands of silk around the ash, so it was lightly tied together like a parcel. Not a flake moved, the trussing was so precise. The spider then snipped most of the strands of web away from the ash so that it was held like a spit-roast between two threads, which the spider then started to rotate with its legs, all the while playing out new silk onto the crumbly surface. Faster and faster went the little packet of ash, and as it spun round and round, it grew smaller as the thread compressed the bundle, making it all the while more solid. Then, one of the remaining two strands was cut away so that the package dangled, a little more gossamer was added for luck, and, with a final snip, the offending parcel dropped into the bush below.

The whole process took about ten minutes, maybe a little less.

Maybe that night I also projected other feelings onto the spider, including a sense of satisfaction at a job well done, along with the kind of grumpiness you find in caretakers when they have to mop up a floor someone has spilled drink on, or maybe it was just feeings of guilt on my part.

Unfortunately though, my sense of guilt has not been strong enough to stop me carrying out this act of petty vandalism on several occasions since, and each time, the same thing happens. It really is the most perfect performance, and so fastidious. I tell myself that unwanted stuff like bits of leaf and fluff and the like must get blown into spiders webs regularly and having a bit of a clean up is all in a days work for the average spider, but I know the spiders know I’m lying to myself.

Crow – 12th Oct 2015

“Black as midnight”
“Black as the devil”
“Black as a starless sky”
“Bible black”
“Black as a coal pit”
“Black as the mantle that shrouds the blind”
“Black as thunder”
“Black as death”
“Black as Newgate’s knocker”
“To hatch a crow, a black rainbow”

Lines:
1: Anonymous
2: George Colman the Younger
3: Anonymous
4: Dylan Thomas
5: Henry Ward Beecher
6: Anonymous
7: Charles Dickens
8: Lord Byron
9: Cockney saying
10: Ted Hughes

Busker – 11th Oct 2015

I have to say I wasn’t impressed when I first heard him singing. Not bad on the Ukulele but a rather thin voice that gabbled out lyrics so fast none of them really stuck the way proper songs are supposed to. I’d walked past him several times, but today I suddenly realised that the subject of his songs was not the usual declamations of love, loss, or some other poetic truth, the way lyrics usually try to be, but instead his lines directly related to the world in front of him as it passed by. I could hear couplets relating to the girl in the smurf sweatshirt I’d just seen, or the kid who’d dropped his ice cream, or the woman with the three poodles, or… he was making it up as quickly as the world went past him! No wonder he had to sing it all so fast. And not only that, but it all rhymed too. And suddenly there I was in it: “The man with the camera’s stopped and he’s watching me. I know he’ll take a picture and that’s all fiiine, I don’t miiiiinddd…” or something like that, but better.

I‘ve spent the past year trying to record all those small moments I’ve stumbled upon as I walk around town every day. Now, here was someone trying to sing them, all. It was like an auditory equivalent of looking at a camera obscura. Everything was there as it passed, the oddest details coming to focus and then disappearing, only to be replaced by something else as it happened along; all one long song about everything.

I had to take his picture didn’t I? We stopped and talked, introduced ourselves, talked a bit about what each of us were doing. He’s just set up a website, gave me the address, and I can’t believe that by the time I’d got home I’d lost it. If anyone reading this comes across him, do write it down and let me know what it is.

Autumn wear – 10th Oct 2015

Some items of military camouflage are reversible, e.g. the American standard M1942 spot pattern camouflage. This design shows predominantly green on one side, brown on the other, and has been used for reversible ponchos. With the autumn now upon us, and under different circumstances, I would find this attention to the colours of the passing seasons quite poetic.

Details 1

So far, of the stones I’ve collected, some present one particularly good angle and therefore photograph well. Others, often the most interesting, are more difficult as their specialness relies on them being held and turned in your hand. Trying to pin down their personality in a single image is tricky. On one occasion, I’ve posted a whole page of different views of the same object to try to get across the experience of the object in the round (see: Gargoyle – Weds 21st Jan). But there are still other stones, which, while not at first glance seeming particularly interesting, contain one detail that singles them out as remarkable. In most of those I’ve found so far, these details have been fossils: imprints of things that lived millions of years ago.

For a while now I’ve been wondering how to represent this kind of stone. In those I’ve found that are small, the point of interest is comparatively large enough to allow recognition in a small image. However in others, this facet is lost because of its diminutive size in relation to the object as a whole. So I’ve decided to post today a special page of three such examples, the complete stone shown on top and a close-up detail underneath.

Although not created by light falling on a sensitized surface, in other ways fossils are close natural equivalents to photographs: They are causal in nature, i.e. there had to have been a something for them to be an imprint of. Therefore, like photographs, they are indexical: always referring to things outside of themselves. And of course, as with photographs, they are often much more permanent than their subject; that which caused the imprint no longer remains, at least as it was when the imprint was made.

Actually, this is more obvious with fossils than photos, but the rule applies to both:

Take a picture of someone you know and the next time you do so they will have changed, maybe they’ll be wearing different clothes and you’ll find them a different mood (and always a little older). Even if you take several pictures on the same day, the light will change, the weather and so on. And even if in a matter of seconds, one fleeting expression will have gone, replaced with another, the wind will have ruffled their hair, a cloud will have passed in front of the sun.

Even statues change from moment to moment. Not their fabric of course, not obviously anyway, that takes longer. But their context, their relationship with the world around them, and this will reflect back on our apprehension of the objects themselves. The different people, birds, cars around them; or, again, the light, the weather, the time of day, the seasons, festive decorations, graffiti, the slow accretion of grime and lichen, the state of the neighbourhood… And, after all, none of us ever see the same thing the same way twice because we too change from minute to minute. You could spend the whole of your life photographing the same thing and never end up with the same result. But then, now I think about it, if we too change from moment to moment, maybe we could spend our whole lives revisiting the same photograph and never see it in the same way?

Where was I?

In these details I’ve tried to get across the tiny thing I think made these stones noteworthy, but of course to get the most out of the detail I’ve had to change the lighting, so some of them might not look entirely like they come from the object as a whole, as represented above them. But they are the same things, you’ll just have to trust me on this.

Carmina Smith – Thurs 8th Oct

The man in the puffer jacket sits next to me on a bench and begins to tell me his story. “I come to Brighton, I am capocuoco; capocuoco, you understand? No, er, cucina? Yes. Very good pizza, thirty years make pizza, I come to England from Torino, very big city but bad for work, politico not good, you understand? Er, Mafia, everywhere, hard for work so I come to England, yes Mafia here too but in Italy… impossibile… Live in Italy many years but I am, er, er, Egitto, you understand? Pharaonico, Yes? But Christian Pharaonico (he touches his chest three times) many years from home.”

Meanwhile, on the station concourse, who should I see but Carmina Smith, one of MI5’s less than secret operatives. You can tell it’s her by the way she stands, legs crossed unfeasibly and nose buried in a book (she’s an avid reader, of anything). To all outward appearances completely self-absorbed, if fact she’s already clocked a senior member of one of the triad gangs, who is beginning to move in for the kill. Carmina Smith is less than secret for this very reason: knowing who she is, gangsters are drawn to her like moths to a flame. How can she be so brazen, so gauche? Nothing will happen on the station forecourt, neither will wish to draw attention as this creates complications. Later on though, perhaps in a quiet spot behind one of the broken ticket machines, the gangster will find her once again in similar pose, nose still buried in some infernal small-business publication. Here he will make his play and Carmina will then release like an over-wound spring. In one single, deadly pirouette, the whiplash from her titanium tipped court shoe will reduce the hapless criminal to a quivering mass of sinew and blubber, ready to be dispatched to headquarters for interrogation.