“Hey! Come here, come here”
“Yes?”
“Come here, come here. You should take a picture of me and my mate”
“Ok”
“It’ll cost you a pound”
“50p”
“Pound”
“50p”
“All right then”
“Here we go. Lets find some change.”
“Ah you’re a man of your word. My name’s (unintelligible) and this is (slur) and this is my little friend”
“Is it a duck?”
“Don’t be stupid, it’s a kiwi”
“Oh”
“Kiwi’s a very special bird”
“Yeah, unique among all birds”
“Why’s that?”
“Size of its egg see. Biggest egg, weight for weight, of any bird in the world. Practically the same size as the kiwi its eggs are”
“Very special birds Kiwis are. Imagine laying something that big”
“Ouch”
“And that’s why this kiwi is my mate”
“Unique”
“Well thank you boys, you’ve given me something to be grateful for”
“Wossat?”
“That I’m not a kiwi”