Jump! – Sun 9th Aug

During flight, a wing produces lift by accelerating airflow over its upper surface and, in some fixed wing flight, accelerated air can, and does, reach supersonic speeds, even though the airplane itself may be flying at a subsonic airspeed.

Helicopters stay up because, even though the body of the aircraft can be stationary, the wings rotate fast enough to provide lift in a manner similar to fixed wing aircraft.

Airborne insects can be likened to revolving propeller bladed aircraft because their wings generate lift by steadily pushing air downward.

Therefore, if, like helicopters, hovering insect flight is possible because of the high speed of their wings despite the static position of their bodies; then do really high speed wing flappers, e.g. hoverflies, also ever accelerate upper wing surface airflow to supersonic speeds?

If this is the case, then how do these insects avoid creating small sonic booms? Or if they don’t, then why don’t we hear them? Or maybe we do? Maybe the irritating whine we hear when listening closely to something like a hoverfly, is actually a series of really tiny sonic booms merging into one long hum?

References:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/High-speed_flight

‘Airplane Flying Handbook’ (2004). U.S. Department of Transportation Federal Aviation Administration Flight Standards Service

Sanjay P. Sane: ‘Induced airflow in flying insects I. A theoretical model of the induced flow’

Surface – Sat 8th Aug

“And this tattooing, had been the work of a departed prophet and seer of his island, who, by those hieroglyphic marks, had written out on his body a complete theory of the heavens and the earth, and a mystical treatise on the art of attaining truth; so that Queequeg in his own proper person was a riddle to unfold; a wondrous work in one volume; but whose mysteries not even himself could read, though his own live heart beat against them; and these mysteries were therefore destined in the end to moulder away with the living parchment whereon they were inscribed, and so be unsolved to the last.”

Herman Melville, Moby-Dick

Red or dead – Fri 7th Aug

Some years ago I was having a conversation with a friend about favourite paintings in the National Gallery. Although we managed a shortlist, neither of us could decide on particular pieces so, to try and focus things, I think it was I who suggested: “what if the gallery was on fire and you only had enough time to rescue one piece before the ceiling collapsed?” This proved difficult for both of us. My choice was ‘Bacchus and Ariadne’ by Titian. I can’t remember what his was because he immediately upped the stakes, coming back at me with:

“So now imagine yourself in the burning gallery, the roof creaking ominously overhead and you’re there by the Titan, but in front of you an old lady lies hurt and incapable of standing. Do you carry out the painting, or her?” What could I say? It’d have to be the old lady that got saved. He agreed. We’d be monsters if we didn’t choose her.

But this wasn’t enough for him. He then asked me: “Ok, same situation, but now, instead of it being a choice between the old lady or the Titian, what if you find that a cat has got into the gallery somehow and you know for certain that it’s either the Titian or the cat?”

We pondered this for a bit, but finally both agreed that the cat would have to be saved first. Neither of us would ever be able to sleep peacefully again, imagining the terrified yowling of an animal we’d spurned in favour of a thing. Don’t get me wrong. I would probably risk my life trying to rescue a national treasure, but what is the point of art if it doesn’t make you understand better what it is to be human? Which is why I think Jonathan Jones, the art critic for the Guardian, is a twat.

Here’s his article:

http://www.theguardian.com/artanddesign/2015/aug/04/national-gallery-strikes-turn-me-tory-mark-serwotka-pcs-union

Fishy – Thurs 6th Aug

If you want to make a Greek laugh, ask them to say the name for mermaid in their language and then try repeating it back to them. I’ve tried many times and never once succeeded in getting it right. The word begins with a sound somewhere between a gurgle and a rumble, as far as I can understand made at the back of the throat, proceeds to a short ‘o’ (omicro?) before transitioning to a roll not dissimilar to the starting growl, (unless you’re Greek, in which case I’m sure it sounds completely different, actually you can sort of tell its a bit different too though it’s hard to say how) this part of the word involving something like tongue rolling, but not quite the way you might pronounce a rolled ‘r’ – especially not a French ‘r’. But in any case, you’ve hardly had time to get your tongue around that before you’re back into trying to pronounce the first gurgle again, then leaving that behind to try your hand at a longer ‘o’ ( though despite it being longer it isn’t omega) finally to reach the familiar phonetic safety of ‘na’ to finish off. The whole procedure should, despite the complexity, take only a fraction of a second to accomplish.

By this point in time your friend will be creased up with laughter and begging you to have another go.

Written down, the word gets even more interesting, because γοργόνα, transliterated into western script, is ‘gorgóna’ and you immediately think to yourself (well I did anyway) that’s Gorgon, not mermaid, and is there a connection between women with snakes for hair and those with tails instead of legs? Apparently, the name derives from the ancient Greek word gorgós, which means ‘dreadful’. Well, the name does, but mermaids are more closely related to sirens (σειρήνα), because of their behaviour, i.e. using their beauty and songs to lure sailors to their deaths – only why ‘gorgóna’ then, why not something similar to siren?

You can try this argument on the Greek you’ve been speaking with, but like as not he’ll just reply: “go on, say it again”…

Strategic Planning – Tues 4th Aug

You find yourself in a room with several of your managers. The room also contains a very large, smelly elephant and a lot of flies. It should also be noted that, judging by the state of the carpet, the elephant seems to have an upset stomach. Your managers want you to do something about the flies and, to deal with the problem, you have been given a rolled up newspaper. What do you do next?

Move along now, move along – Mon 3rd Aug

Only a day later and the only signs of Pride having happened are a few leftover shop displays and a larger number of multicoloured feathers than usual to be found in gutters around town. The ordinariness is something of a relief, though it’s taking me a while to adjust from photographing human carnage to refocusing on quieter things. Mattresses continue to come and go, but most worthy of note, alongside the broken furniture left by the bins, I’m now beginning to find piles of school textbooks. Is this something to do with the approaching A-Level results, due to be released in only a few days?

Anyone leaving school would have done so a few weeks ago and I was surprised not to see more of this paraphernalia appear in the streets then, but maybe it takes the impending receipt of a grade to trigger this desire to put away childish things? Go and get a proper job, or not; have a family, or not; go to university, or not, what are you going to make of yourself? It seems unfair that people who are still only children are pushed to answer these impossible questions. Perhaps it’s because so many adults cannot, that we demand it of them instead.

Dave The Map – Sun 2nd Aug

When I was a student, there was this pub in Brighton called the Norfolk. It was a market pub and, as a result, had a special licence, allowing it to stay open right through the night if the owners wanted. Ken the landlord didn’t want, but he did let people stay a bit longer to finish up their drinks. Because of that, and because it was right next to the art college, inevitably it was full of art students, those teaching staff who considered that working beyond lunchtime was uncivilised, one or two of the hardier old market traders, and a representative sample of the Brighton punk/mod/whatever subculture.

There was also Dave The Map. Dave was pretty popular, especially on Fridays and Saturdays when there was usually a party somewhere that someone had heard of from a friend of a friend’s brother’s next door neighbour. These parties could be anywhere in town, usually in a street no-one had heard of, and it was Dave’s job to consult his A-Z and tell us how to get there. All he needed in return was the slenderest of promises that he’d be let in too, and then off would troupe the whole pub (including the teaching staff and the old regulars) in search of after-hours entertainment. I don’t think it ever occurred to any of us that we might not be wanted. All you needed to say when you got to the door was “I’m a friend of Michael” (everyone knows at least one Michael) and the bemused hosts would let us in (unless it turned out to be an intimate dinner party, on which occasions the several scores of pond-life gathered around the front door would quickly evaporate leaving the people at the front of the hoarde to explain why Michael didn’t seem to know any of us). But aside from these exceptions, we thought that, after all, parties were places where you got to meet lots of new people so we were doing the community a service. Equally, I don’t think it ever occurred to anyone to buy their own map. That would have made Dave redundant and, in the first couple of years of Thatcher’s reign people still remembered what it was to be part of a society. We had responsibilities.

Wandering around town during the Pride celebrations this weekend, I heard several people mention that the festival itself is now overrun with kids just looking to get off their faces. As a result, a number of alternative parties have sprung up around St James’s st. Someone else told me these parties were ticketed events but, well, old habits die hard.

When the mood changes – Sat 1st Aug

It’s lovely to return from abroad the same weekend as the Pride Festival. Everywhere is so colourful! There’s a big arch of multicoloured balloons outside Robert Dyas hardware, the Metropole Hotel is festooned with rainbow flags, the giant fibreglass prawn outside the whelk stall has been given a festive feather boa for the weekend and the charity shops have all done their bit with colour-coordinated junk in their window displays.

Of course alongside Pride there are the usual hen and stag parties, plus other people down for the weekend in the hope of prolonging that Ibiza spirit for just a little longer, so the promenade is a real sight to behold. And, because everyone seems to be wearing costumes within a limited number of themes: cowboys, policemen, princesses, nurses, kittens, Brazilian carnival dancers, fairies, lumberjacks (perhaps this narrow range is to preserve tradition and promote a sense of belonging?) it makes it quite difficult to spot who’s here for which reason.

By the time I passed the Palace Pier I was due for a mug of tea so I decided to stop off at the Madeira: Greg’s chip shop and café, where I was delighted to see his daughters had also put on a bit of a show for the customers. Greg and I soon fell into conversation. He told me it had already been a good weekend for him and, though they were all tired, it was worth going the extra mile. Plenty of people would be coming off the beach soon and a lot of the parties were still going strong up the road. I asked him when he thought he might stay open till. “On a night like this? If and when the mood changes…” he replied.

Given where his restaurant is located, and the many different comings and goings he must have seen, I had this sudden vision of a man as able to read the changing faces of the crowd every bit as well as a sea captain could read the changing nuances in the weather.

Dubrovnik special – 2

After a few days, we began to wonder where all the junk shops were. Stopping in a bookshop to get a better map of the city, we asked the owner if he could point us in the right direction, extending the question to include flea markets, antique dealers; anything of that kind really? He replied that he’d never come across them in the city. I have several theories about this but I’m not airing them here. It’s not a good idea to make assumptions about a country you have such limited experience of. Nevertheless, the absence seems significant.