Contradictions in terms:
- Any sentence beginning with: ‘all things considered’
- A classroom of students
- Gourmet Pizza
- I’m only doing my job
- I really mean it
- Contemporary art
- Please wait momentarily
- Management
Abusive language – Sun 1st Feb
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Contact sheet of the day: A daily journey across Brighton with pictures
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Or
I dont mean to be brutal but…
All statements that begin with this disavowal are basically dishonest. In order to absolve the speaker of feelings of guilt.
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Well, in my humble opinion…
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