You may have read my entry about fairy loaves and my delight at finding one (if not read it now: Tues 11th Nov 2014). Well, look what I’ve found now (see last picture on today’s contact sheet): a fairy baguette! Surprisingly heavy too (must be wholemeal). I mean, only in Brighton would even the fairies make bread in the continental manner. It’s got those diagonally cut ridges and everything, and it must be a fairy loaf because its so tiny, about the size of a small cat poo… oh…

Were there cats in the cretaceous period? They’d have to be underwater cats because the geological strata that it would have emerged from would have been under water when it was laid. I mean I think it’s a fossil. I haven’t just brought an extremely hard cat poo home with me have I? Only one way to find out…

Damn. I think I’ve broken a tooth…